Jessica Simpson has ‘Best Celebrity Breasts’

Jessica Simpson's breasts have been recognized as the best in Hollywood by InTouch Weekly. Surprisingly, I wasn't consulted but I'm going to let the ruling stand because, well, boobs. Here's their Top 10 list for your perusal. WARNING: It's full of WTF?:
1. Jessica Simpson2. Tyra Banks3. Scarlett Johansson4. Carmen Electra5. Lindsay Lohan6. Katherine Heigl7. Audrina Patridge8. Jennifer Aniston9. Megan Fox10. Beyoncé KnowlesI'll let you guys debate the inclusion of some of the ladies on this list. I mean, Jennifer Aniston? We're talking about breasts here not permanent nipple hardage for Chrissakes. This is what happens, InTouch, when you leave me out of the vetting process. I bet you didn't even judge the candidates in a hot tub full of Jell-O, did you? Of course not. Dammit, does one believe in science anymore? What a sad state of affairs. I blame the video games. NOTE:Added a photo montage of Jessica Simpson's breasts over the past year along with her video for "These Boots Are Made for Walking" after the jump. You know, the one where she washes the General Lee in a bikini in the greatest act of patriotism since the time I threw an American flag at a French Fry this morning.